Alright, here's my story:
I am a busybody. I like to know what's going on, and I always have an opinion.... I'm usually wrong, though, which is why I've learned to keep my mouth shut. And ya know what? I'm tired of keeping quiet! I want to know all the secrets!!!!
So I'll make you all a deal--you write to me with your most heartfelt questions. I will respond by giving bad advice. You do the exact OPPOSITE of what I advise you to do. Everyone wins! I feel like I've made my difference in the world, you clear your mind of the secrets that it keeps, and then ignore my advice!
Fabu! I may just be a famous advice columnist, yet!

4 Comments:
How can I get the girls like Gump does?
Tomorrow, you shall see.
OK so when do we start ??
Immediately, if not sooner. Thanks, Malc, for checking me out! Spread the word!
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